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	<title>Seize The Page &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Is &#8220;lunch&#8221; dinner or is &#8220;dinner&#8221; lunch?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[afternoon time]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[disner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been debated by many for years. It is often thought that dinner is the noontime meal. Some would say it&#8217;s a southern thing to call lunch, &#8220;dinner&#8221;, but I disagree. I am from the south and have always known dinner to be the evening meal sometimes referred to as supper. I wanted to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has been debated by many for years. It is often thought that dinner is the noontime meal.</p>
<p>Some would say it&#8217;s a southern thing to call lunch, &#8220;dinner&#8221;, but I disagree. I am from the south and have always known dinner to be the evening meal sometimes referred to as supper.</p>
<p>I wanted to take the time today and clarify once and for all just what LUNCH is and what DINNER is.</p>
<p><strong>DINNER</strong></p>
<p>Dinner by definition is a meal normally consisting of a combination of cooked, or sometimes uncooked, proteins (meat, fish or legumes), with vegetables, and/or starch products like rice, noodles, or potatoes.</p>
<p>The word &#8220;dinner&#8221; comes from the French word dîner, the &#8220;main meal of the day&#8221;, from Old French disner. A dinner can also be a more sophisticated meal, such as a banquet.</p>
<p>Dinner typically takes place in the afternoon, but due to changing work patterns in developed countries (like the United States), dinnertime has slowly moved later in the day. In the United States, dinnertime is eaten as late as 7 or 8 PM, with two notable exceptions (Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner), which are still eaten during the traditional afternoon time.<span id="more-219"></span></p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner" target="_blank">You can find out all you want to know about dinner here.</a></p>
<p><strong>LUNCH</strong></p>
<p>Luncheon, commonly abbreviated to lunch, is the midday meal.</p>
<p>In English-speaking countries during the eighteenth century what was originally called &#8220;dinner&#8221;— a word still sometimes used to mean a noontime meal in the UK, and in parts of Canada and the United States — was moved by stages later in the day and came in the course of the nineteenth century to be eaten at night, replacing the light meal called supper, which was delayed by the upper class to midnight.</p>
<p>Lunch was originally intended as a vehicle in which working classes could escape their job and purchase alcoholic beverages, a favourite being perry.</p>
<p>The mid-day meal on Sunday and the festival meals on Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving (in the U.S. and Canada) are still often eaten at the old hours, usually either at noon or between two and four in the afternoon, and called dinner. Traditional farming communities also may still commonly have the largest meal of the day at mid-day and refer to this meal as &#8220;dinner.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunch" target="_blank">You can find out all you want to know about lunch here.</a></p>
<p>While we are on the subject lets cover <strong>BREAKFAST</strong></p>
<p>Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word came about because it means breaking the fast after one has not eaten (fasted) since the night before.</p>
<p>Simple as that.<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast" target="_blank">You want to know more about it go here.</a></p>
<p>Ok so you see, we have BREAKFAST, LUNCH and DINNER.<br />
Breakfast at the start of your day, lunch at your midday, and dinner or supper for your evening meal.</p>
<p>Now no one has a reason to argue or get it wrong. It is what it is.</p>
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		<title>Wassssuppp (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Thoughts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey long time no type! Sorry for not posting more often. Between all the websites I have to get built for clients, the new job, Visions Show Choir stage set design and other projects, I have let the blog slip past me a bit. I was catching up on some emails when I saw this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey long time no type! Sorry for not posting more often. Between all the websites I have to get built for clients, the new job, Visions Show Choir stage set design and other projects, I have let the blog slip past me a bit.</p>
<p>I was catching up on some emails when I saw this video of the wasssuppp guys as they are in 2008.</p>
<p>It was actually pretty funny to watch.</p>
<p>Check this one out first as its the orginal.</p>
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<p>Then look at this one.</p>
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		<title>Canned Food and Shotguns!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[canned food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Put Everything Into Canned Food and Shotguns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Put Everything Into Canned Food and Shotguns!]]></description>
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		<title>Need I Say More?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[depression]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dow jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dow jones industrial average history]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job loss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[screwed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SP 500]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tent city]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unemployment]]></category>

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		<title>Rachael Ray Shucks Corn With A Rubber Band</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rachael hosted 58-year-old Linda, a viewer from San Jose with a tip on shucking corn. Rachael gets a little too enthusiastic (even for her) while shucking the corn. Watch below as Rachael and Linda stroke ears of corn, and enjoy the slo-mo footage at the video&#8217;s end:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rachael hosted 58-year-old Linda, a viewer from San Jose with a tip on shucking corn. Rachael gets a little too enthusiastic (even for her) while shucking the corn.</p>
<p>Watch below as Rachael and Linda stroke ears of corn, and enjoy the slo-mo footage at the video&#8217;s end:<br />
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		<title>Oasis&#8217; Noel Gallagher Assaulted</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Thoughts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[assholes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two for Tuesday, yes two articles/posts in one day. You should feel special. Do any of you remember that has been band OASIS ? Well Noel recently got a nice set of bruised ribs from a fan. It seems like the whole world is in a buzz about it I guess because he got whats [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.seizethepage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/noel.jpg" rel="lightbox[160]"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-161" title="noel" src="http://www.seizethepage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/noel.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="166" /></a>Two for Tuesday, yes two articles/posts in one day. You should feel special.</p>
<p>Do any of you remember that <em>has been</em> band OASIS ? Well Noel recently got a nice set of bruised ribs from a fan. It seems like the whole world is in a buzz about it I guess because he got whats coming to him.</p>
<p>Did I mention holds the #4 spot for top assholes in rock?</p>
<p>Noel Gallagher is known for being controversial and his outspoken statements in the press. In a 1995 interview he expressed a wish for Damon Albarn and Alex James of rivals <em>Blur</em> to “catch AIDS and die”. I would also like to point out Mr. Gallagher’s hate towards artist Phil Collins. Mr. Gallagher said such things as “People @#$%ing hate cunts like Phil Collins, and if they don’t — they @#$%ing should” and “Why did he sell so many records in the ’80s? I mean, @#$%ing hell”, as well as “Phil Collins sells a lot of records but he makes $^it albums.” Also “Vote Labour. If you don’t and the Tories get in, Phil is threatening to come back from Switzerland and live here — and none of us want that.” He also referred to Collins as “the anti-Christ”. Mr.Gallagher has not been shy about slating his idols either. When <em>the Bealtes</em> George Harrison accused <em>Oasis</em> of being little more than a “passing” fad, Gallagher replied “George was always the quiet Beatle, maybe he should keep that up.”<span id="more-160"></span></p>
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<p>I can do this all day, google is an abundant resource for finding things that he said.</p>
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<p> </p>
<p>Check out the beat down video below.</p>
<p> </p>
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		<title>All New 2008 Cinco-Fone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[android]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cinco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cinco-fone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introducing the Cinco-Fone. Forget a touchscreen, and fancy media, all you need is ONE button. This will be the biggest iPhone competitor yet. Lets get back to the basics!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>Introducing the Cinco-Fone.<br />
Forget a touchscreen, and fancy media, all you need  is ONE button.<br />
This will be the biggest iPhone competitor yet.<br />
Lets get back to  the basics! </span></p>
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		<title>The Website is Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[labor day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tech support]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey just wanted to wish everyone a happy Labor Day. For those of you lucky enough to not have to work today, check out this funny video below. Its totally unrelated to Labor Day but its still funny, especially for the technical people out there. * this is not my work &#8211; all credits go [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey just wanted to wish everyone a happy Labor Day. For those of you lucky enough to not have to work today, check out this funny video below. Its totally unrelated to Labor Day but its still funny, especially for the technical people out there.</p>
<p>* this is not my work &#8211; all credits go to www.thewebsiteisdown.com *</p>
<p>After much taping, editing, deleting, drinking and swearing we are proud to present&#8230; Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you&#8217;ve ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there&#8230; well, this should answer some questions for you.</p>
<p>Created by: Josh Weinberg<br />
Sales Guy: Casey Cochran<br />
Web Dude: Josh Weinberg<br />
Trevor from Arvada: Jesse<br />
JohnsonWhitefellow (The Boss): Josh Childs<br />
Sales Manager Nancy: Ruth SherrodIrving</p>
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		<title>Croc Shoes + Super Glue</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mitch Costilow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crocs &#38; Superglue &#8211; Simple but effective&#8230;&#8230;. A friend emailed me this today and I just had to put it on my blog, its way too funny. Looks like as a practical joke some guys superglued this guys crocs to the floor where he always keeps them and didnt suspect anything was up until he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crocs &amp; Superglue &#8211; Simple but effective&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>A friend emailed me this today and I just had to put it on my blog, its way too funny.</p>
<p>Looks like as a practical joke some guys superglued this guys crocs to the floor where he always keeps them and didnt suspect anything was up until he tried to walk.</p>
<p>Hilarity ensues</p>
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