Old People Should Not Drive

I was on my way to work today and I usually leave the house 15 minutes before I have to be at work. This is to allow for the idiots and slow pokes on the road and sometimes it is just not enough.
That was the case today. I left the house at 7:44am and got to work at 8:05 due to slow old people on the stupid cell phone.

What is with these prehistoric morons driving 20mph while on the cellphone and can not merge onto the interstate at all!

I mean this guy I was following this morning was trying to merge onto the interstate and he  ended up stopping at the end of the on ramp with me and several others behind him.

This is how accidents happen people!

I mean who could this guy have been talking too? He was so old, surely all his friends were dead right?

This is one of my biggest pet peeves.

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